Erin Burnett Marries David Rubulotta and Sam Champion Marries Rubem Robierb

And the freak progressives claim that these two marriages are perfectly equal. Remember, it's all about "marriage equality," right? There's literally no difference between the wedding of Erin Burnett, a 36-year-old Roman Catholic, still in her child-bearing years, and Sam Champion, the big flaming ABC weatherman and his Latin lover Rubem Robierb. Maybe the homosexual newlyweds will stay AIDS-free long enough to be eligible to safely adopt a child, because, you know, to the left the family is all about how you define it, not about society's historical norms about what's best for children and social regeneration.

See the Hollywood Reporter, "CNN's Erin Burnett Marries David Rubulotta," and Oh No They Didn't!, "Sam Champion Marries Rubem Robierb."

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And as Stogie remarked back in October, "I'm getting the dry heaves about now."