Holiday Rule 5

Via Theo Spark, "Bedtime Totty..."

Also, "Bonus Totty..."

Also at El Opinador Compusivo, "You Gotta Look Sharp," and "Topless Christmas."

More at Dustbury, "Paloma Herrera."

And from Daley Gator, "Gena Lee Nolin."

Now at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders."

Also at Knuckledragging, "a.k.a. Skull Cracker."

And the Last Tradition, "Rule 5 Sunday – Belinda Lee, Voluptuous Temptress of British and Italian Films of 1950s."

And Soylent Green, "Adrienne Overnight."

More at the Pirate's Cove, "If All You See ... is wine which could become extinct because someone (else) charged their iPhone, you might just be a Warmist." And "If All You See ... is evil CO2 infused beer, you might just be a Warmist."

Also from Reaganite, "Highlights from Miss Universe 2012."

And at Linkiest, "Maxim: Girls of the UFC."

BONUS: At TrogloPundit, "Why does the Pentagon average 666 rolls of toilet paper a day?"

That's it for now. If you've been left off just add your links in the comments and I'll update. This is an art more than a science. Cheers.

Looking Great! Jessica Simpson Posts Revealing Photo on Twitter Days After Confirming She's Expecting Second Child

I don't know.

Perhaps she's looking to generate a little media buzz after all the latest news on the extension of her Weight Watchers' gig. Either way, who's complaining?

At US Weekly, "Jessica Simpson Flashes Major Cleavage, Toned Legs in Revealing Twitter Picture" (via WeSmirch).

She's a big, curvy woman. Very happy as well.

More on Twitter.

PREVIOUSLY: "Weight Watchers Extends Endorsement Deal With Jessica Simpson."

'Breathe'

A woman to make your heart flutter. Just breathe.

Song background at Wikipedia. I'd forgotten how big it was.

Ellis Cooper

From Zoo Today:

More at Egotastic, "Ellis Cooper Screencaps for Zoo Magazine November 2012."

Weight Watchers Extends Endorsement Deal With Jessica Simpson

Weight Watchers executives were furious when they first learned that Jessica Simpson was having a second baby, becoming pregnant just months after her first child was born. But the company is continuing its business relationship with the star. Simpson lost over 50 pounds while using the company's products (although that wasn't as dramatic a weight loss executives were looking for). But things have apparently cooled down a bit on the business end and Ms. Simpson can focus on family before returning as the spokeswoman. The Los Angeles Times reports, "Jessica Simpson won't follow Weight Watchers diet while pregnant."

I say good for her. More at London's Daily Mail, "Baby on board! Blooming Jessica Simpson's romantic Hawaiian getaway as she puts Weight Watchers diet on hold."

Lacey Banghard Tweets Year-End 'Page 3' Group Photo

She tweeted this out on Christmas Eve, perhaps as a nice gift for followers in Twitter: "The girls and I on Page 3."

FLASHBACK: "Lacey Banghard Topless Zoo Photo Outtakes September 2012," and "Lacey Banghard Never-Ending L.A. Summer."

'So Depressing and Communist!'

It's Milla Jovovich on Twitter:

Awww! Found this old baby pic if me from Russia in the 70's! So depressing n communist! Too cute! instagr.am/p/TpFRbkTMqd/
— Milla Jovovich (@MillaJovovich) December 25, 2012

And see London's Daily Mail, "Milla Jovovich shares adorable childhood picture from her days in Russia."

Amazing, isn't it?

Beautiful immigrants like Ms. Jovovich move to America to be free of communist oppression. And the damned progressives are doing their absolute best to foster and promote that same communist oppression right here at home.

Sigh...

When the immigrants stop coming, and they will, you'll know it's all over. The American dream will be over.

RELATED: "Stunning Picture of Milla Jovovich."

Jenny McCarthy Santa's Hat Photo Shoot

Well, compared to her Playboy shoot earlier this year, her Santa's shoot is pretty mild.

At London's Daily Mail, "Now that's a Christmas gift! Jenny McCarthy gets in the festive spirit as she poses in bed wearing a Santa hat for racy new shoot."

Added: From Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5 Christmas Countdown: 24-Dec-12."

Scooped Daily Mail on Kelly Brook's Fabulous New 2013 Calendar

You know you're a true fine-woman aficionado when you're able to scoop the über babe tabloid London's Daily Mail.

Here's their report today on Kelly Brooks' new calendar, "It's rather raunchy for a Mrs Claus outfit! Kelly Brook wears festive red as she shows off her famous curves in calendar shoot."

And here's my post from a coupe of days ago, "Kelly Brook Calendar 2013."

And here's the video: "Kelly Brook Super Hot for 2013 Calendar Photoshoot Video."

Merry Christmas!

Supermodel Stephanie Seymour Looking Great in Bikini at St. Barts

She's 44 and looking fabulous.

At London's Daily Mail, "Now she's just flaunting it (but we don't blame her!) Stephanie Seymour, 44, looks simply stunning in chic navy bikini."

'Scream & Shout'

At the recommendation of my oldest boy, Will.i.am and Britney Spears:

RELATED: At London's Daily Mail, "Going out with a bang! Britney Spears is sensational in backless bodice dress as she leads stars on X Factor red carpet."

Kelly Brook Calendar 2013

This lady is absolutely amazing.

At Popaholic, "Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar Preview Video Is Shwingtastic Awesomeness!"

And the Sun UK, "Kel's bells! Model bares her boobs in her sexiest video ever."

The 50 Hottest WAGs of 2012

A photo slideshow, at the Los Angeles Times.

Kate Upton Strips for Antarctic Photo Shoot

I know folks were doing Rule 5 roundups over the weekend but I wasn't in the mood. Since then most of the big news has been dealing with the gun control debate, save perhaps the fiscal cliff negotiations. Emotional, but tedious (especially the endless gun control mindlessness).

In any case, Egotastic has this, "Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Melt the Antarctic; You Really Must See These." And Page Six at the New York Post, "PHOTOS: See Kate Upton’s sexy bikini shoot in Antarctica."

BONUS: Pirate's Cove remained on full-speed Rule 5 coverage, "If All You See…is a wonder planet healing bike, you might just be a Warmist." And, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup."

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics!

Very nice.

At London's Daily Mail, "Newly-single Hayden Panettiere shows Scotty what he's missing in stunning bikini photoshoot."

'Deck the Halls'

Via Theo Spark:

Early Tuesday Rule 5

Via Theo Spark:

More here.

Victoria's Secret Model Erin Heatherton Shows Off Bikini Body During St. Barts Photo Shoot

Boy, seems like the folks at Victoria's Secret never take a time out.

A great pictorial, in any case, at London's Daily Mail, "A polka dot bikini has never looked go good! Erin Heatherton sizzles in playful look as she models Victoria's Secret swimwear in St Barts."

Overdue Sunday Rule 5

I think I'll take a break from troll blogging.

Here's some Rule 5, from First Street Journal, "Rule 5 Blogging: Haute Couture."

Also at American by Birth, "Rule 5 Friday."

And at Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and TCOTs, "Rule 5 Saturday."

More from The Daley Gator, "DaleyBabe Bahara Golestani and a Rule Five Feast!"

And Wirecutter has "Good Morning." (Very good!)

Now at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart (on Friday)."

At Guns and Bikinis, "Cute Babe/Hot Bikini." And Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Courtney Henggeler!"

More at TrogloPundit, "Whatever you do, don’t show this to Stacy McCain." And at The Hostages, "Big Boob Friday."

Reaganite Republican gets political, "Red Hot Conservative Chicks."

And Theo Spark has the nighttime treat, "Bonus Totty..."

I don't do these link-arounds as much any more, so if I missed your blog, just leave your links in the comments and I'll add your entries.

Added: From Subject to Change, "The View From Above."

Yet Another Batch of Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pics!

That lady is amazing, "Fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee struts around in a TINY string bikini... and reads up on diet tips.

PREVIOUSLY: "Oops! She Does it Again! Smokin' Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunction in Las Vegas."