Jenny McCarthy Santa's Hat Photo Shoot

Well, compared to her Playboy shoot earlier this year, her Santa's shoot is pretty mild.

At London's Daily Mail, "Now that's a Christmas gift! Jenny McCarthy gets in the festive spirit as she poses in bed wearing a Santa hat for racy new shoot."

Added: From Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5 Christmas Countdown: 24-Dec-12."

Drew Barrymore's Baby Joy

Imagine a child movie star you're seen grow up and have her own children, a beautiful woman and a beautiful child.

Now open your eyes.

It's a lovely story, at People Magazine. We need some more loveliness right now.

See: "Drew Barrymore Introduces Daughter Olive."

Says Barrymore, "It's like the biggest crush I've ever had in my life. I dance, I sing, I jump up and down. I do anything!"

"This is the place where it feels right. I was thinking back the other day to all the milestones I've had in this magazine. It was a very positive, introspective moment. I'm ready to try to be the best parent I can be. As life gets shorter, the stakes get higher. And this is the most important thing I will ever do."

Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction at New York Premier of 'Les Misérables'

At the Los Angeles Times, "Anne Hathaway gets revealing at NYC premiere of 'Les Miserables'."

And London's Daily Mail, "'They saw everything!': Anne Hathaway left 'devastated' after she's embarrassingly pictured without underwear."

Well, she should probably wear some undies to cover up those private parts.

Added: "'Les Miserables' | New York premiere," and "Did Matt Lauer go too far with Anne Hathaway upskirt quip?"

Plus, "Anne Hathaway strikes a blow for an underwear-free America."

One Million Moms Mad at Ellen DeGeneres

It's not the first time the group's gone after J.C. Penney for hiring the lesbian comedienne.

At the Los Angeles Times, "Ellen DeGeneres commercial for J. C. Penney angers Christian group."

Australian DJs Cowering Ignominiously After Kate Hospital Nurse Commits Suicide

Following up this report, "Jacintha Saldanha, Nurse Who Took Telephone Call in Kate Hospital Prank, Commits Suicide."

Here's more from TMZ:

Australian DJs in Kate Middleton Prank -- Ducking for Cover tmz.me/VPsWHM
— TMZ (@TMZ) December 7, 2012

Update: More from TMZ, "Australian DJs -- We're Yanking Ourselves Off the Air Due to Suicide."

Well, let's hope that's a permanent suspension.

Britney Spears in Tight Leather Dress at X-Factor Viewing Party

Love the leather.

At London's Daily Mail, "Britney Spears shows cleavage in tight leather dress at X Factor viewing party... but Khloe Kardashian's retro glamour steals the show."

Jacintha Saldanha, Nurse Who Took Telephone Call in Kate Hospital Prank, Commits Suicide

What a waste.

She was a mother of two. I can't imagine how much pain she was in after the incident, which was a evil act committed by worthless people.

At Fox News, "Royal prank call nurse commits suicide."

And at London's Daily Mail, "Kate and William 'deeply saddened' to hear 'excellent' nurse who put through Australian DJs' hoax call has been found dead in suspected suicide."

Duchess of Cambridge Pregnant

At Telegraph UK, "The Duchess of Cambridge's first pregnancy will dominate the headlines just as Princess Diana's did, says Telegraph Chief Reporter Gordon Rayner."

At at the Guardian, "A story is born - papers devote pages to the royal pregnancy."

BONUS: Back over at the Telegraph, "Duchess of Cambridge pregnant: hospital security blunder as Kate's nurse falls for hoax call," and "Hospital CEO: Duchess of Cambridge hoax 'deplorable'."

And from WaPo, "Australian radio hoaxers sorry for crank call to hospital treating Duchess of Cambridge."

IRS Comes After Lindsay Lohan!

Robert Stacy McCain reports, "Why Does the IRS Hate Redheaded Celebrities With Large Breasts?"

Well, Lohan's going to wind up behind bars one of these days, IRS hatred or not.

Hugh Hefner Engaged to 26-Year-Old Playboy Centerfold Crystal Harris

Man, how old is this guy, 80?

No, he's 80-freakin'-6!

At DListed, "Hugh Hefner Is Going to Marry His Runaway Bride":

You know it's real love when your groom looks like a drunk trout making out with bait on a hook (or an old Popeye smoking an imaginary pipe) when he kisses you.

Sad excuse for a gold digger, 26-year-old Crystal Harris, was supposed to marry 324-year-old Hugh Hefner two summers ago, but she dumped him just days before the wedding. For the next year, Crystal spent her days gargling on the douche dick of Dr. Phil's son and when she wasn't doing that, she was talking shit about how Hef grossed her out. But because nothing will make a gold digger realize she's made a huge mistake like an eviction notice on her condo door or the repo man taking her Mercedes, Crystal ran back into Hef's wrinkly arms this past May. And now, the wedding is back on.

More at the link, and at TMZ, "Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris — We're Getting Married!" (via WeSmirch).

More at New York Daily News, "Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris engaged again: Playboy honcho, 86, set to wed 26-year-old ex on New Year's Eve."

Photo: Crystal Harris on Twitter. And more of the hottie at Centerfold.

Jessica Simpson Wants to Get Married Before Second Baby is Born

For some reason I thought she got married already, but I guess not. And a second baby's on the way, which was apparently, a little unexpected. She lost a lot of weight since the first one was born, as part of her Weight Watchers gig, but she'll balloon right back up for #2.

At London's Daily Mail, "'Pregnant' Jessica Simpson hides under oversized shirt… as it is revealed she 'plans to marry before baby's birth'."

Halle Berry's Fiance Olivier Martinez Makes Quite the Mess of Stalker Gabriel Aubry's Face

This story's getting exposure even on Fox News.

Here's this, for example, at TMZ, "Cops Believe Gabriel Aubry Was Aggressor in Olivier Martinez Thanksgiving Brawl."

Also, "Gabriel Aubry's Face -- Bruised and Beat Up [PHOTOS]."

Jamie Lee Curtis Shows Off Her Lovely Figure at the Premiere of 'Hitchcock' in Los Angeles

She's having fun.

At London's Daily Mail, "Foxy in her 50s! Jamie Lee Curtis honours her mother Janet Leigh as she attends the Hitchcock premiere in off-the-shoulder white dress."

Danica Patrick to Divorce After Seven Years of Marriage

Well, I image racing fans won't be too sad at the news. Ms. Patrick is quite the looker and will no doubt inspire romantic dreams in the hearts of many.

At the Los Angeles Times, "Danica Patrick announces divorce on Facebook."

And in case you were wondering, from Lance Burri, "Yes, we here at The Trog are aware that Danica Patrick has announced her divorce…":

We here at The Trog do not celebrate divorce, as necessary as divorce may sometimes be. As the (un)official blog of Wisconsin native Danica Patrick, we wish both her and Paul the best, and hope they can overcome whatever bitterness (if any) might remain between them.

Divorce is a bummer, that's for sure. Both my wife's and my parents divorced when we were children. It's traumatizing.

Kate Moss Poses for Spanish Vogue With Matador José Mari Manzanares

At London's Daily Mail, "Kate Moss wears just a cape to cover her nudity... as matador Manzanares stands guard in new Vogue photoshoot."

Fabulous Naomi Watts in Stunning Black Gown for London Premier of 'The Impossible'

She looks great.

At London's Daily Mail, "Pulling off The Impossible: Smiling Naomi Watts looks every inch the Hollywood superstar in daring gown at film premiere."

Kim Kardashian Apologizes for Pro-Israel Tweet

At Atlas Shrugs, "KIM KARDASHIAN TWEETS SUPPORT FOR ISRAEL, #SAVAGE DEATH WISHES POUR IN, TWEET HAS BEEN DELETED."

And at Twitchy "Kim Kardashian apologizes for pro-Israel, pro-Palestinian tweets."

I want to own up to and explain that earlier today I sent out two tweets about saying prayers for the people in Palestine and Israel and after hearing from my followers, I decided to take down the tweets because I realized that some people were offended and hurt by what I said, and for that I apologize. I should have pointed out my intentions behind these tweets when I posted them. The fact is that regardless of religion and political beliefs, there are countless innocent people involved who didnt choose this, and I pray for all of them and also for a resolution. I also pray for all the other people around the world who are caught in similar crossfires.

That didn't satisfy the left's Nazis:

@kimkardashian kiss my ass and go to hell with Israel
— ENG.Mohammed Thwab (@thwab) November 16, 2012

More examples at Twitchy.

Heidi Klum Leaves Little to the Imagination in Skimpy Gown at MTV Europe Music Awards

Amazing.

At Londons' Daily Mail, "Frock horror: Heidi Klum shocks in revealing tie-up blue and gold dress as she arrives to host the MTV EMAs."

Lots of pictures at the link.

Hot Momma! Natalie Portman Smokin' Film Set Photos From New Terrence Malick Movie

Another round of pre-debate Rule 5, via London's Daily Mail, "Hot momma! Natalie Portman sizzles on the set of her latest film as she cozies up to Michael Fassbender."

And recall that Ms. Portman was my original Rule 5 hottie, "Natalie Portman Gets Results!"

Even Robert Stacy McCain was impressed, "Natalie Portman on a slim pretext."

And speaking of the Other McCain, from yesterday, "Rule 5 Sunday: Pulchritudinous Power Hour."

I'll have some post-debate analysis later...

Whoa! Real Housewife Joanna Krupa Wears Totally Sheer Top for Thursday Dinner With Fiancé Romain Zago

That might be a tad over the top, if that's the right metaphor.

At London's Daily Mail, "A bit revealing for date night! Real Housewife Joanna Krupa wears ENTIRELY see-through top for dinner with her fiancé."